Tech Support for Wife 1.0

Dear Tech Support
Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I
soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes

that took
up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition,
Wife 1.0 installed
itself into all other programs and now monitors all
other system
activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights
10.3 , Basketball 5.0 ,
BeerWithBuddies 7.5,
and Outings 3.6 no
longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't
seem to
keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run
my
favorite
applications.

I'm thinking about going back to
Girlfriend 5.0, but the 'uninstall '
doesn't
work on Wife 1.0
.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User
"

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common
problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from
Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is
just a Utilities and
Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and
is
designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!!

It is also impossible
to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.

It is
impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the
system
once
installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because
Wife 1.0 is designed not to
allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual
under Warnings-Alimony- Child
Support)
..

I recommend that
you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.

I suggest
installing the background application " Yes Dear" to alleviate
software
augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE
command before the
system will
return to normal anyway.

Wife
1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife
1.0
comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5 , Sweep
3.0,
Cook 1.5
and DoLaundry 4.2 . However, be very careful how you
use these programs.
Improper use will cause the system to launch the
program NagNag 9.5 .

Once this happens, the only way to improve the
performance of Wife 1.0
is to
purchase additional software. I
recommend Electronics 2.1 and
Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING :
DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3.
This application is not supported by Wife
1.0 and
will cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech
Support

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