Skip to main content

Tech Support for Wife 1.0

Dear Tech Support
Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I
soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes

that took
up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition,
Wife 1.0 installed
itself into all other programs and now monitors all
other system
activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights
10.3 , Basketball 5.0 ,
BeerWithBuddies 7.5,
and Outings 3.6 no
longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't
seem to
keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run
my
favorite
applications.

I'm thinking about going back to
Girlfriend 5.0, but the 'uninstall '
doesn't
work on Wife 1.0
.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User
"

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common
problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from
Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is
just a Utilities and
Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and
is
designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!!

It is also impossible
to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.

It is
impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the
system
once
installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because
Wife 1.0 is designed not to
allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual
under Warnings-Alimony- Child
Support)
..

I recommend that
you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.

I suggest
installing the background application " Yes Dear" to alleviate
software
augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE
command before the
system will
return to normal anyway.

Wife
1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife
1.0
comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5 , Sweep
3.0,
Cook 1.5
and DoLaundry 4.2 . However, be very careful how you
use these programs.
Improper use will cause the system to launch the
program NagNag 9.5 .

Once this happens, the only way to improve the
performance of Wife 1.0
is to
purchase additional software. I
recommend Electronics 2.1 and
Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING :
DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3.
This application is not supported by Wife
1.0 and
will cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech
Support

Labels

Labels:

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Adding a Footer to the DataGridView component

I have been searching for sites and forums that would give me a any hint on having a footer on the .net DataGridView control. It was frustrating. I found some, but not what I was looking for. I use windows forms. It would have been easier if I was into web. I decided to create one for myself. It's not complete, but it works with me. It needs improvement and I hope that some programmers who might pass through this blog will help me with it :D. Limitations: Cannot set Footer values during design time. Can sometimes hide a row when scrolled to the last item in the grid. What I did was just create a user control that inherits the DataGridView control and add a StatusStrip to act as the footer. public partial class MyDataGridView : DataGridView { public StatusStrip Footer { get { return (StatusStrip)this.Controls["Footer"]; } } private bool _footerVisible; [Browsable(false)] /// /// Sets or Gets the va...
1 comment
Read more

Using Crystal Reports 10 with C#.net and Firebird

C# express doesn't include a report designer or viewer. Reports however, is very much needed when creating a business software. Since C# express doesn't include a report designer, we need to find other means. One is to use a free report such as MyNeoReport. This however may not work under many circumstances. The other alternative would be to use a proven report engine and designer-Crystal Report. Crystal Report has been used by many developers (in our city). However, using a free programming language and IDE, and a free database is very limiting. Not much information can be gathered on the net either (with regards to reporting as of this writing). Here's a way to use Crystal Reports using Firebird database and C# Express as software development IDE: Pre-requisites: C# Express 2005 EMS SQL Manager 2005 for InterBase & Firebird Lite Crystal Reports 10 Create the following database: Name: TestDB1 Tables: TESTTABLE1 Columns:  ID - PK, INTEGER,AUTOINCREMENT DES...
6 comments
Read more

How to cheat blog polls

Ok, I really need to post this. Many bloggers put polls on their blog sites and rely heavily on the results that they give and some even draw conclusions based on those data. The problem is that they don't check where the data those polls are generating are stored. Many polls don't even record the voter's information. Well to those of you who want to cheat polls (I mean blog polls. Some polls are really reliable), here are some points: 1. These polls don't store your IP address nor your MAC address, how then do you think are they checking for flying voters? COOKIES! 2. Now you already have an idea. Now try to vote to a blogger's poll then clear your cookies and refresh the page. You'll be able to vote again. 3. If #2 doesn't work, there's a big chance that your voting data is stored on internet temporary files. Now you know what to do. Delete those files. 4. If #3 doesn't work, then your data might have been stored elsewhere. You might want to use a ...
2 comments
Read more